you fucked up
My six pack has arrived due to laughter
It’s 3:30 am and I’m crying because I can’t stop laughing.
My girlfriend attempted to hold both of her cats at once, it deteriorated quickly.
RELEASE ME HUMAN
literally nothing can ever top this
this is on a whole other level
mom: put on a sweater! its cold outside!
Def doesn’t look like the picture on the box…
I THOUGHT SOMEONE JIZZED INTO THAT WAFFLE
oh my god
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
"adopt a highway" yeah ok but how am I going to take care of a highway. how am I going to put a stretch of asphalt through college
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away